so, so, so, so WRONG

Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much. Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil. If you've done it right you'll get a heap of suction when you fuck it. This method comes as close to the feeling of a real pussy or anus as you're ever likely to get!

Several other methods are listed as well, but really - if that's what it comes down to... it's time to think about taking all those sleeping pills.

posted: 2006-10-11 04:00:55

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